There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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