Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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