My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
operation have a gay friend backfired
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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