i was rollin on her like bob the builder
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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