i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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