I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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