ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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