A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
