I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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