But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
she looked like the before picture.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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