We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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