Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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