what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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