Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I have post one night stand depression
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