Porn is love you can see.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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