It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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