OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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