seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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