Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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