Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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