Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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