Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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