before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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