We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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