Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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