I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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