their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
