Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Randomize