That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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