ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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