I think scott just propositioned me for sex
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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