Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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