I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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