Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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