Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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