I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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