Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize