my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It was confusing and full of hummus
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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