i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize