She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I need to align my fucking chakras
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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