I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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