new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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