As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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