Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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