It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
