It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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