Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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