At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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