Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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