god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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