Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Tell her she can't have a vagina
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize