I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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