: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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