Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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