EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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