I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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