I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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