he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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